October 2011
16 posts
This guy in "Grey's Anatomy" played a serial...
I can’t stop imagining him as a serial killer.
Maybe I have watched too much “Law and Or
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Typical Jamaican Mom VS Child.
Child: Can I go out ?
Jamaican mom: why?
Child: Cause im bored.
Jamaican mom: Gah pick up yah book an read.
Child: ugh what ever -_-
Jamaican mom: BUTWAIT .. ah who yuh a what eva? Yuh tink me an Yuh is size ?
Child: I never said that.
Jamaican mom: From wah day yah mi notice yuh stawt come back ansa mi .. STOP FOLLA FREN!
Child: My friends have nothing to do with this, You just treat me unfairly.
Jamaican mom: - mushes you- Ya tink mi couldda eva say dat to my modda, ya tek it mek a sad mistake. Ya tink mi coulda leave mi house.. Mi stay righttt a mi yawd an clean an cook.
Child: I didnt even say anything, and thats all you people do... Clean and cook.
Jamaican mom: Dats what unno yankee pickney need fi gah do. unno nah ave no kinna home trainin.. all yuh do is eat,,gah pon computa ,watch tv, an sleep.
Jamaican mom: AH WHO YUH AH CAWL “YOU PPL??!” MI AH YUH MADDA! AH ME YUH COME FROM! AH ME CARRY YUH! BETTA MINEEE!! -Krystals part :D-
Child: That's what children do.
Jamaican mom: -picks up nearest object, strikes child-
Child: -crys-
Jamaican mom: WAN MI FI GIVE YUH SUMMUN FI CRY BOUT! .
Child: - That over dramatic sniffle where you cant breathe-
Jamaican mom: -walks off- Ya too outowda .. Ya to facsety.. -mumbles- ah come disrespect mi in my house... BRIGHTNESS!
Child: -mumbles- I hate you.. -goes in room-
20 minutes later
Jamaican mom: -barges in room-.. Ya hungry ?
Child: -________________________-
aucontraireplz:
hallowed-out-heart:
get-whatwe-deserve:
champagneandpaperplaness:
0pals:
i watched this 3 times, then showed my whole family, watched it two more times, facebooked all my friends it and watched it 10 more times
oh my god i hope he was okay but omg hahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD
omg omggmerogmeomgomromgrmohhjasjhdhjasdasdsf
iPhone 4s aka iPhone 4steve
iPhone 4s aka iPhone 4steve
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Another one bites the dust
whytechocolatemocha:
I hate going on a website only to be told my browser is not supported.
Really?
I need to use Internet Explorer? What year are we in? I hate Explorer.
Really?
Chrome AND Firefox will not work
Great…..