December 2011
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Thank You Amazon
whytechocolatemocha:
Twice Mr bought one item on Amazon.
Twice Amazon sent the wrong item.
Twice Amazon said “keep it & here is your money back”
Thanks Amazon for two items we now get to try out and thanks for saving us over $200.
Merry Christmas!
Here We Go
whytechocolatemocha:
For the past two weeks I have not been feeling well.
Mr & I decided it’s probably the food we eat.
So. We decided to cut out red meat and see if I feel better.
So far, I feel amazing.
Takes more time to plan each & every meal…and grocery shopping is a pain…
But I want to live to be 100. (Well, maybe not), but I want us to have a long life together.
So here we...
Do you have anything smaller than a $10
At a restaurant, this conversation occurred:
Me: Hey, we need to leave a tip and I don't have small bills. Do you have anything smaller than a $10
Mr: Yes
Me: Cool. What do you have?
Mr: $0
Me. Really?
Mr: It's smaller than $10
Me: Okay, do you have any bills equal to or greater than $1 but smaller than $10?
Mr: Yes
Me: Can I have it?
Mr: Okay.
Rate our Marriage
Me: How would you rate our marriage?
Mr: Hmmm... Let me think. On a scale of 1 -10?
Me: Sure
Mr: Ah 8.5.
Me: Okay.
Mr: Do you want to know why?
Me: Sure
Mr: The 1st year you gave me hell!
Me: LOL
Mr: How would you rate it?
Me: 8.5
Mr: WHY? WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
Me: I just wanted to be fair.
(FYI, he is still complaining about his 8.5 one hour later....)
