Thank You Amazon
whytechocolatemocha: Twice Mr bought one item on Amazon. Twice Amazon sent the wrong item. Twice Amazon said “keep it & here is your money back” Thanks Amazon for two items we now get to try out and thanks for saving us over $200. Merry Christmas!
Here We Go
whytechocolatemocha: For the past two weeks I have not been feeling well. Mr & I decided it’s probably the food we eat. So. We decided to cut out red meat and see if I feel better. So far, I feel amazing. Takes more time to plan each & every meal…and grocery shopping is a pain… But I want to live to be 100. (Well, maybe not), but I want us to have a long life together. So here we...
Do you have anything smaller than a $10
At a restaurant, this conversation occurred:
Me: Hey, we need to leave a tip and I don't have small bills. Do you have anything smaller than a $10
Me: Cool. What do you have?
Mr: It's smaller than $10
Me: Okay, do you have any bills equal to or greater than $1 but smaller than $10?
Me: Can I have it?
Rate our Marriage
Me: How would you rate our marriage?
Mr: Hmmm... Let me think. On a scale of 1 -10?
Mr: Ah 8.5.
Mr: Do you want to know why?
Mr: The 1st year you gave me hell!
Mr: How would you rate it?
Mr: WHY? WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
Me: I just wanted to be fair.
(FYI, he is still complaining about his 8.5 one hour later....)